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words by Duncan Roberts
Tiny Masters of Today tie you to your chair and demand your attention with their erratic and heavily distorted guitar riffs and screeched double vocals. Their lyrics are no Skinner or Doherty, but it doesn’t matter; there is something beautifully simplistic about this band. They manage to carve out some incredibly imaginative sounds from their guitars; in ‘Disco Bomb’ for example, the riff sounds like an old man groaning on the toilet (in a good way). And to think, they’re only 10 and 12 years old…
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